Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I will die if light touches me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
