8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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