is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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