saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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