She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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