I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
where does the pee come out of this thing
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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