i just google imaged poop.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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