you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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