i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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