i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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