Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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