Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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