this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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