If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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