so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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