i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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