Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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