Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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