what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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