Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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