I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I love you.
Bad choice
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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