New low: just hacked my moms facebook
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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