I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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