Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
