Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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