I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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