Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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