Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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