I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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