KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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