I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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