he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
my poor anus
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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