they need to just BURY HIM!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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