im holly from the hills drunk
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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