rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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