i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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