There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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