sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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