i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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