So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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