just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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