I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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