Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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