He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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