I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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