Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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