Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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