"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We need to rekindle our bromance
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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