watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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