He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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