We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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