So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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