Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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