hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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