i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I believe in your delicious
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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