my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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